when a man slaps someone with his sweaty, stubbly, balls
i got scratches from tom giving me the sticky sandpaper slap
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a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning
that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties
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when you get shit in your eye( voluntarily or involuntarily) while motorboating someones ass
not to be confused with pink eye
last night i licked carrie's ass and now i got ass eye
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