When dropping a mad duece; it's the toilet water that splashes up on your ass from the pure velocity of your log.
Hey Rick, can you pass me another roll of toilet paper? I have been soaked again by narp juice.
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In plastic surgery; name given to a style of facelift that people choose to have. Also known as "The Bruce Jenner".
"Hey Doc, I think I am gonna go with 'The Burn Victim' today."
The condition of humping too many bundles of roofing shingles to where your body feels worn down.
"Sorry George, I have bundlitis and I need a break."