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electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

by asshead May 17, 2003

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


LUE trinity

goatse, tubgirl and the harlequin fetus

i linked him to the trinity

by asshead April 26, 2003

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ass lag

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off

i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started

by asshead May 17, 2003

14πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

by asshead December 7, 2005

250πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Suicide is your only option

very helpful advice

It appears suicide is your only option

by asshead February 18, 2003

106πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


dickmulch

someone who pisses everyone off

That dickmulch fucked everything up again

by asshead February 18, 2003


ASS

a rude person

That guy was such an ass

by asshead February 18, 2003

34πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž