when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago
Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.
9π 5π
when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off
i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started
14π 9π
Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.
250π 53π
It appears suicide is your only option
106π 73π
someone who pisses everyone off
That dickmulch fucked everything up again