November 1st

National take a shit with your friends day

Happy shitting!

I looked at the calender and realized it was november 1st and I didnt have any friends

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No JoJo January

No JoJo January is the month in January where you don’t mention JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure or any reference about it throughout the entire month until February 1st.

Ex: “I was gonna tell my friend a JoJoke but he said it was No JoJo January.”

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Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.