Those beandips are looking through my trash for cans.
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Full penetration on a pussy or asshole
Dude, I went balls deep on that chick's ass I met last night at Denny's
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Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"
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A special kind of tampon that is shot out of a gun (called a tam-pod) and is launched into another woman's vagina at 795 TPM (tampons per minute) this helps those sudden attacks of nasty smelling blood shooting out of your crotch!
SHIT, THERES BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF MY VAGINA, WHO WANTS TO USE THE TAM-POD AND SHOOT A TAMPI INTO it?
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Call it Skarmbliss, BlissSkarm, Scarmory/Blisey, Metazord, METAKNIGHTDYNABLADE, fugly egg and metal chicken, this pocket monster is a threat to we Pokemon Trainers' lifes. When we meet Johto Pokemon, we also saw new techniques used by those new Pokemon. The RBY era of Speed and CHing was over. However, a new monster invaded our peaceful lifes - known as the mighty BlissSkarm. Some trainers, probably by illegal ways, tamed those beasts and used them in battles. The result was shocking - Nothing could stand in the way of that mighty Pokemon. But some Pokemon evolved to face with the deadly creature as well.
nub: OMFG NO SKARMBLISS
nub: i cant counter it
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nothin better than a fine woman's "Bum", they make me happy in the pants (if u know what i mean)
that chick has a nice bum i sure would like to stick my willy in it.
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