shitty virgin

A girl who has never been fucked in the pussy, but has been fucked in the ass.

Sam "My sister told me Kelly is still a virgin"

Tyler "No dude, she's a shitty virgin a fucked her in the ass last weekend!"

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Fart Baby

Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.

I want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger

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