cunt salad sandwich

A ridiculous insult that equates the person to a slut's fucked-out vagina with flabby, used-up meat curtains and mayonnaise-looking discharge. She's so torn up her whole pussy looks like chopped up meat salad.

Fuck off, you cunt salad sandwich! I'll beat your ass so hard that picking yourself off the ground will be like trying to jerk off a jellyfish!

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jickman

A jicky-jack, douchebag-type person. A fuck-around jerkoff.

That guy's such a jickman - I caught him playing pocket pool while he was ogling the waitress at Outback.

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cowpussy

A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.

That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!

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ass athlete

A bitch or manwife who loves frequent deep ass poundings from huge thick cock.

That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.

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stinkfinger santa

A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.

Ho Ho Ho! What's that gettin' shoved up your chimney, bitch? Damn right, it's stinkfinger santa!

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Chinese Laundry Marks

Skid marks in your underpants.

My girlfriend was trying to be nice and wash my clothes, but then she made fun of the chinese laundry marks in my tighty whities and asked who taught me how to wipe my ass.

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