weekender

A weekender is a person who often enjoys their life more than most. They usually are well off if not downright wealthy. Often times seen driving in packs of SUVs and hot convertables. SUVs of choice are the Suburban/Yukon, Range Rovers and the occasional BMW x3/5 or Ford Excursion. Weekenders Migrate momentarily around Firearms Deer Season, Christmas and then for around 4 months during the summer season when their spawn "brats", leave their private schools. Towns may grow rapidly from a population for 1500 to well over 12,000 in just a matter of days.
Weekenders often make their presence know by filling local lakes beyond capacity with boats and by letting their children raise hell.
The worst weekenders are of the Chicago and Indiana descent. These are often likely to be found in west michigan, especially anywhere within 25 inland miles of any Great Lake.

Fucking weekenders and brats ruin summer.

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