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The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.
Pronoun panic interrupting gender neutrality:
Brittany: I just found out that it was one of our parents -- I'm not saying which -- who hit Fluffy yesterday, not a neighbor. They were on the phone while pulling out of the driveway and they weren't paying attention. But he feels so...I mean, THEY feel...
Brad: AHH I can't believe Dad killed Fluffy!
...and interrupting a lie:
Mark: Oh, you're going to Paris? My girlfriend and I went last summer and it was so romantic. She's fluent in French and she's always wanted to go, so I saved up and surprised her for her birthday. What great memories...one night, I took him -- HER...
Bill: Mark, we all know you're gay.
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A literary device used primarily in film in which the protagonists' seemingly impossible dilemma is solved through an unexpected and improbable gambling windfall, such as winning the jackpot.
Moviegoer 1: Couldn't they have thought of a better way for them to pay him back than just winning $80,000 in blackjack?
Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...
60π 9π
A word that can be spelled using the same numbers of a standard cell phone keypad as another word. May cause incoherent sentences.
Common problematic homotexts are if/he, of/me, and go/in.
"Requested" and "perverted" are homotexts.
"John," "join," "logo," and "loin" are all homotexts.
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to ride in a car while someone else drives
Person in car: I'm driving to the office right now, but I can't talk. I have to finish typing up this report.
Person on phone: While you're driving?
Person in car: Well I'm not DRIVE driving; I'm just driving.
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to not only leave, but also to stop talking as well
coined by Marshana Ritchie on season 12 of The Bachelor, popularized by Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show
If you donΓ’ΒΒt want to talk about it, donΓ’ΒΒt bring it up. Walk off. Walk off. Walk off. If you canΓ’ΒΒt deal with it Chelsea, donΓ’ΒΒt bring it up.
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Appreciation of a romantic moment shared with another person to whom one is attracted, without their reciprocation or consent. Differs from fantasy in that it actually occurs, but typically to the knowledge of only the romance rapist. May occur between people of either gender, and particularly common between those of opposite sexual orientation.
v. Jen never realized that Steve wanted to be more than just friends, even after he had her over for a candlelit dinner and gazed into her eyes the whole evening. He didn't care; he just wanted to romance rape her.
n. When Dan found out one of his closest friends was gay, he suddenly thought back to every time they lay alone under the stars during a camping trip and couldn't help but wonder whether he'd been a victim of romance rape.
76π 9π
graffiti that consists of Bible verses or other Christian slogans/images
Common instances of bibliograffiti are John 3:16 and the Jesus fish
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