Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

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Payday

While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you pull out, take the girls purse and drive away in a van.

Caroline: "That's literal theft, oh my god! How dare you!? Come back here!"

Jeff: "Inside her purse there was dust, condoms and 50$. Such a good payday!"

Assheavyphobia

A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.

Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *

Therapist

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

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