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Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.

Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.

by atleastjake October 24, 2015

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bussy toe

When an individual that identifies as a man has his underwear pulled tightly into his butt crack (sometimes associated with a wedgie) and you can see the clear outline of both butt cheeks and, in this case, a little bit of anus can be identified through the fabric.

I gave Freddie a full on bussy toe with that wedgie!

by atleastjake September 10, 2022