pulled-a-paul

pulled-a-paul

1. An embarrassing poorly conceived comment, jest or social gaffe one immediately regrets.

•Wow, Carl really pulled-a-paul today at work with that off-color comment regarding coitus with amputees.

•John pulled-a-paul just now. I hope he stops making jokes about full-blown aids, ugly breasts and lauding the benefits of Bronie hentai.

Rusty Venture

When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.

A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.

-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.

I don't want a Rusty Venture, but i'll let you give me an Action Johnny.

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