shadow male

someone sneaky, sly and drop dead gorgeous .if you have a shadow around they'll never leave you alone and will stalk you which is good because if you become lovers a shadow will always look after you and do what you say ... but will also cheat on you.

jane: did you see shadow anywhere last night?
lucy: yeah
jane: shadow male is cheating on me that sneaky sly and drop dead gorgeous guy never leaves me alone and stalks me but sleeps with another girl!
jane: really where did he say where he was going ?
lucy: yeah he said to the condomn that he was going in
jane: where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lucy: kitty cat

A Lemon Wednesday

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!

"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"