Cabrera

A servant to the master devil of the world. She is an advocate from Spain that has set out to make students suffer and cry on a daily basis. She forces every one within 27 feet of her to talk and reply in the wicked language of Spanish.

Since she is so scary, we have come up with some key points to help you succeed when you face her:

Tell her you didn't do your homework and you're orgulloso (we don't know what orgulloso means but she smiles whenever she hears it, so it must be a compliment)
Don't take any notes. She likes it when you tell her it's all in your head.
Randomly get up during class, and draw the sine curve. She loves Geometry.
Take pictures of her in the class when her face gets red. She is a fan of photography too.

Oh, one more thing, every Spanish word and article is gonna be on the IB Test. Good luck

Also her favorite students are Pepe, Mario, Tico, Nicolas, Rico, and Andres

Student 1: I didn't do my homework
Cabrera: Are you proud senor/senorita?

Student 2: I did my homework
Cabrera: TODO?
Student 2: Yea...
Cabrera: Arbol? De Navidad?
Student 2: ermm..no
Cabrera: Vamos a ver... *death glare*

Cabrera: What is the past perfect subjunctive of the ustedes form of the verb desparangaricutirimizar?
Student: good one
Cabrera: Where were you in Spanish one, tho, zree?
Student: Not in your class obvii
Cabrera: iz ti-em senor/a

Student: Umm can you sign this field trip permission slip for me?
Cabrera: Only if you tell me 5,903,887,432,009 sinonimos para la palabra "slip"

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