spike shooter

Most hardcore energy drink on the market.
300mg of caffeine
0 calories
0 sugar
0 carbs
25,000% B12
You're only allowed to drink 1 can a day!

Ex1:
Pussy #1: "man, i'm so tired. I'm gonna get a redbull"
Pussy #2: "Redbull sucks, it's all about Monster"
Energy Junky: "You're both pussies. You'll need about 312 redbulls to get the same b12 as 1 Spike. And monster is for pregnate women. Grow some balls and get a spike shooter."

Ex2: Monster is a sedative compared to Spike Shooter

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