Siphoning Toes

The act of sucking on two toes, from two different feet, at the same time.

"yall fuck?"
"yeah bro, and then she started siphoning toes!"
"dude thats crazy!"

monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog