fake hoe

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.

Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.

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pimp cut

The percentage of money owed to a pimp from his hoe.

Fundo wasn't getting his pimp cut, so he had to choke a bitch.

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poker face

While trying to put it in her mouth, you poke her face on the cheek, forehead, or under the left eye.

Fundo tried to put it in her mouth, but he kept on missing the hole. She had the poker face.

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pwns

The misspelling of penis.

Fundo: Hey bitch. Feel my pwns!
bitch: Feel it yourself.

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in love

When all other plans to get laid don't work, and you don't want to rape a bitch, you are in love, with hopes of increasing your chances of getting laid.

Fundo tried many different techniques to have sex with his girlfriend, including advice from dating newsletters, as well as dating tips from friends. Because Fundo did not want to rape a bitch, he told his girlfriend he was in love. Suddenly, there were women jumping his bones by the hour.

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hip hop anonymous

A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.

Fundo was out in the jungle, shooting marbles, when he encountered a hungry, hungry hip hop anonymous.

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dyslexicon

A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.

Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.

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