Rural Dictionary

in my jammies

While on the phone, it means to be thinking about someone else.

*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*

by authOOr June 28, 2006

3👍 26👎

dumb smart

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.

Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

29👍 37👎

baby trade

The sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring.

Fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen TV.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

8👍 4👎

Someone who is given a chance to be a killer, told who and where the mark will be, but backs down in the end. When the mark is terminated, the one offered the job, but was unable to complete the mission, pretends that he is the one who killed the mark. Thus, making him a wannabe killer or wannabe gangsta.

Scared Kid: Hey Fundo, can you kill this guy for me? Because I'm too scared to do it.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!

*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*

Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.