the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"
Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins
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Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home
midget: i hate dwarf labor
Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!
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