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A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)
"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"
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From the National Anthem at an OU home football game:
To shart (shit and fart at the same time) oneself.
I just spangled a little in my panties.
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(singular 'spangle')
1.(noun)sparkles, sequins, jewels, beads and/or glitter.
2.(noun)anything which coruscates, flashes, gleams, glimmers, glints, glistens, scintillates, shimmers, sparkle, twinkles or winks and is used in a decorative manner
3.(verb)to emit light suddenly in sparks: (coruscate, flash, gleam, glimmer, glint, glisten,scintillate, shimmer,sparkle, twinkle, wink)
'that top is covered in spangles'
'feelin spangly tonight!'
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Someone who has done far too much Ketamine.
Mate that line was huge, im well spangled!
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Trevor: What ya doing?
Hamish: I'm setting my alarm clock.
Trevor: What the fuck for?
Hamish: What do you mean what for? To get me up in the morning!
Trevor: Well, you're not going to work...you're not going on holiday...and you don't even bother to soap yer seal in the morning...so what have you got to get up for?
Hamish: I am a creature of habit.
Trevor: You don't even have a lie in on Sundays.
Hamish: Oh so I should be like you should I? Rotting like a corpse in bed until lunchtime every day, wallowing in my own spangle!
Trevor: Lovely! You should try it sometime!
Hamish: One morning you became so firmly glued to your encrusted blanket that you had to drag it around with you til tea-time like an albatross!
- Pets (www.petscomedy.co.uk)
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