swimming

First of all swimming has absolutly nothing to do with drugs. Swimming is a sport designed for people with out a life, or had a life untill they begun. Girls who swim often have pear shaped or hourglass figures, men who swim often are hot to an extremtly extreme level. Swimming is the best sport to tone your body, a 20 minute swim does as much for you as an hour run in terms of weight loss and body toning. it is also true that swimmers are the best at sex. Does that change your mind about it?

(Alarm Beeping)
Oh dang i have to go swimming now!

(at school)
walks in half an hour late, hair brush in one hand, piece of toast in the other.

(other students)
whaaa??

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