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-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.
I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.
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the last girl on earth who will not, under any circumstances, give you a blow job( usually accentuated with a head dodge).
cmon baby dont be a cock dodger.
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The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.
It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.
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a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.
Having three skanky hookers at my disposal, i took advantage of this opportunity to take a mongolian shower.
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when a girl has the potential to become fat at anytime. aka fat-gene
she looks kool, but i dono, she got the f-gene.
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Morning Make-up Syndrome: waking up next to a female who looks fugly without her make-up on. OR a female who wears too much make-up and looks falsely hot and looks fugly when the make-up comes off.
i was gonna t-bag this ho, but her MMS unstiffed me.
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1.a term of endearment used to describe one whose natural diet consists of a melange of trapped toilet paper, curly ass-hair and ass-nuggets. 2. a clever german surname of a family of coprophiliacs.
1. could i have some extra napkins for my sweet dinglemuncher? 2. Mrs. Dinglemuncher and I are planning to give our shoutouts when David Hasselhoff goes to TRL.
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