Southie

Southie is the best person you will ever meet. He is kind, loving, funny, super competitive, etc. He loves to hang out with friends. He is tall, with long hair, and he is absolutely adorable. He thinks that your clumsiness is cute and laughs at your cringe jokes. If you ever find a Southie, never lose him.

Me: What's his name?
Friend: Thats Southie.
Me: Makes sense.