A person who is certified in skrt. Knows how to hop outta any situation real fast by skrting away from it.
Person 1: Hey do you know where Kristen went?
Person 2: No idea, she must be skrtified.
Adjective used by British men to describe their experience getting sucked off.
Last night was mighty fellatious!
Not to be mistaken for Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise, Cars McQueef is a skrtified racer who knows how to eskeet
Person 1: OMG is that Cars McQueef??
Person 2: It must be, he's skeeting all over.