yo-yoing

The act of dribbling a yo-yo into a woman's vagina without any friction or hindrance. This is only achievable if the woman's vagina is excessively large, usually as a result of birthing multiple children.

Dude, I hooked up with this MILF and she was so loose I could have practised my yo-yoing!

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mehgret

When somebody claims they regret something so badly they'll never do it again, but everybody else knows it will occur again.

I got sooo drunk last night. I'll never do that again!

She really mehgrets this one.