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A polar bear like mammal who bears a strong resemebelance to santa claus. This animal is rarely seen in the wild because they live alone in a freezing arctic caves. These caves are away from all civilization, and are extremely dark. Although it lives in freezing climates it is known to persire heavily.
Eating habits unknown, but suspected of eating small children who fail school. Is known to save humans from drowning, but can't swim itself. truly a mystery. But beware of this seemingly docile animal because human skeletons have been found in their caves.
WARNING: If you see a houston in it's natural state (without clothes) run away and close your eyes, or else you could go blind, vomiting may occur.
person 1: Hey look! It's a whale!
person 2:it's an elephant!
child: it's santa
Person 3: No, it's a HOUSTON!
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a dusty expression used so long ago, that only your ancient history teacher would use
Meridean: ... and believe you me, James if you don't know what that means then put it in your pipe and smoke it, and if you don't know what that means it's: if the boot fits wear it, and if you don't know what that means....
Anthony: so james i heard she pulled out the merideaniams on ya
James: ya, everything from soup to nuts!