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The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
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The amount of space in between the woman's vagina where you can feel her walls. If you can feel her walls very well then she has lots of tread. If you can't feel her then she has no tread left. There is a tread scale.
5 - Virgin
4 - She's not a whore
3 - Maybe been around here and there
2 - You're definitely not her first
1 - You better be big
0 - Hot dog down the hallway
Emily has lots of tread, she was right about not being a hoe.
Bernice: "I have lots of tread and I have slept around a bunch."
Eddie:" I'll be the judge of that."
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An adult diaper brand used for soldiers and snipers while in combat. This prevents them from leaving the battlefield or their post to take a shit. This may give away your position as the smell of your shit will probably be noticed. So good luck.
I had to use campers pampers to make sure that I didn't leave my sniper post. I was able to successfully take down the target all without moving to shit.
A slang for someone who has a disability with their walk that makes them walk like a T-Rex. This is generally funny because you can outrun one due to their gymp status.
Shavonnie is such a Gympasaurus-Rex, I love how she can't do shit about it.
A product made specially for babies to light their own fires for baby barbecues and cookouts. Note: Baby Lighter Fluid is not responsible for any injuries, deaths, falls, molestation, amber alerts, or kicks to the face while using this product.
Adam: "Sommer what did you get your baby cousin for her birthday?"
Sommer: "Some baby lighter fluid and a pair of socks."
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1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.
2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.
3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.
"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"
Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"
Woman: "Um, hell no."
A person, generally a woman, who sleeps around so much that she's not a slut or a whore, but a combination of the two. This is generally a slur.
Alex: "You're such a slore."
Kayla: "I'm not, I'm just a slut."
Alex: "Bitch please."