Elseway

Another way of saying "otherwise".

Means "someway else", similar to how one would say "elsewhere" to mean "somewhere else".

If I'm rich I can buy the yacht in peace.
Else, I can rob a bank first if I'm willing to be a criminal.
Elseway, I won't be getting no yacht.

Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.