nebraskan cornhusker

as you have sex witha woman you slip your fingers in her vagina and spread it apart as though your husking corn

My girlfriend asked me to nebraskan cornhusker her all night.

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head em off at the pass

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing

if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass

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montana sheepshear

when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep

last night i did a montana sheepshear to my girlfriend

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)

last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

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Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

half job

when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite

i got a half job last night

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