Team Aqua

These pirate dudes who want a lot of water or something, they hate land and they want a big fish if i recall correctly.

Person One: "Why are those guys carrying a giant crystal orb into a cave with a big whale?"
Person 2: "Idk man, team aqua shit ig"

Team Magma

some dudes who want a lot of land and for some reason they wear these weird onsies idk

Person 1: "What's that noise? Is it an earthquake?"
Person 2: "Naw, it's probably just Team Magma waking up giant lava dinosaurs again."

Maxie

if you are talking about pokemon, a drunk guy who wants to get a lava dinosaur to make land i think

Person One: "What the fuck am I looking at"
Person Two: "I think Maxie's trying to get groudon to make lava idk"