bad story

When you tell someone something awesome that happend you....and it sounds great in your head, but then you hear it out loud and you see the expression on the listeners face, and you think, 'damn, that's stupid'.

Ways to play of a bad story:
1: Pull out a gun and end the embarrassment
2: Try and play it of by saying something like, 'you had to be there' or 'dude, you just don't get it'.

Person 1: Hey, I was home alone last night so I took a piss with the door open!
Person 2: Bad story bro....

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The L Bomb

The L Bomb is the action (usually in teen relationships) of saying 'I love you' to someone you've been dating or know well and like a lot, dropping the l bomb is a massive deal, mostly for guys as a lot of teenage girls are assholes and when this occurs are prone to saying things like: 'aww, thanks' or 'you're so sweet' and sometimes even 'you know, I think we should just be friends'

Guy: I love you.
Girl: Aww, that's soo sweet.

Guy's Friend: So did you drop the l bomb?
Guy: Yeah, but she totally friendzoned me.

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