Ashley Tomlin

Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*