you're ducked

really meaning "you're fucked," but in a cute, t9-savvy way that's being brought into actual conversations the way "lol" is now.

Buddy: crap man, my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.
Guy: you're ducked, dude.
Friend: yeah, totally ducked.

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duddling

a form of cuddling.

when i female duck has ducklings, she keeps them under her wings/breast.

only instead of a duck, it's when a girl lays, or cuddles, more or less on top of a guy rather than beside him.

"oh after sex last night we were duddling... until he couldn't breathe."

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