praying

to give a blowjob

“i met a boy last night and he was so hot that i prayed.”
“i went praying last night”

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Vagineye

When you’re so tired your eye has a crease that looks like a vagina.

Aidan: God I’m so tired I’ve got vagineyes.
Mia: What is a Vagineye?
Aidan: When your eye has a vagina like crease.
Mia: I love vagineye!