Slackcessionist

Someone who signs a petition on the internet to secede from their country, but is too lazy and disinterested to do anything further.

"Dude, check out this White House petition--Texas is chock full of slackcessionists!"

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patriarchy

patriarchy (PAY tree AHR kee)

1)a facade; a construct with no underlying foundation or validity.

2)an imaginary entity; a figment of someone's imagination.

3)any entity or idea created by the rewriting or revision of history.

1)"Old western movies used PATRIARCHIES to simulate actual storefronts, saloons, etc"

2) "I saw a PATRIARCHY last night, then I woke up and realized I had been dreaming"

3)"We did not win the war in Vietnam..the notion that we did so is a PATRIARCHY"

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Cuntsplain

The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.

I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”

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Quetzalcoatl

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1)The serpent-like bird-god of the Aztecs (has the head of a snake, body of a bird).

2)Character played by man in horror movie about..you guessed it..Quetzalcoatl. Man had stupid looking feather costume on, was obviously fake.

Don't piss off Quetzalcoatl, or he will put a curse on you.

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pinfighting

The act of liberals fighting over whether safety pins are a proper show of support for oppressed minorities, or a smug meaningless non-action.

Liberal 1: I'm wearing a safety pin to show I'm a safe space for Muslims, blacks, women, and LGBTQ folk!
Liberal 2: OMG POC totally don't like those! Fuck your safety pins and your empty non-support!
Liberal 3: Would you two SHUT UP with your pinfighting?

ju-ju

A small stone with magical powers; a fetish or amulet. Is often worn, especially by someone who wants magical powers at his/her disposal (i.e. someone with an axe to grind).

Don't use the ju-ju to grind your axe (a whetstone works better).

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