think

The last thing most people do before acting.
An activity that's frowned upon and made taboo by every society, culture, religion, government, cult, fad, or any other large group of people.

Boss: We don't pay you to think, now GET BACK TO WORK!

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wannabe patriotism

What Americans are good at doing.

Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.

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A-Team

One of the better shows of the 1980s. Features 4 mercenaries saving good-hearted folks from evil suckas while avoiding being captured by Colonel Klink. Every episode is action packed because the A-Team is on the jazz.

You can catch the A-Team on Spike TV (formerly TNN).

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Ad Council

A group of incompetent, corrupt old crones who still base their anti-drug and sex-ed advertisements on research data from the 1950s. Also relates to the "successful" War on Drugs. So far, none of the advertisements have done anything to lessen the increase in drug use, teenage pregnancies, and murders.

"Marijuanna is an evil, deadly tool of Satan which kills people if they even get close to it".
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.

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trailer trash

A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person is from the southern or midwestern United States.

Watch the trailer trash battle against the ghetto homies on the next Jerry Springer episode.

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defy

To stand up to your opressor.

You gotta defy the Man who holds you down.

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DVD

A storage medium capable of holding gigabytes of computer data or hours of high-resolution video. Was considered to be uncrackable by the RIAA and the MPAA until DVD rewritable drives were mass-produced.

Thanks to my new DVD-RW drive, I can finally burn all the bootleg movies I download from the Internet.

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