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cloak

a super gay homofag queer fairy buttpirate

Quit being such a cloak!

by ayb April 19, 2005

24πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


floppy disk

Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.

The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.

by ayb July 30, 2003

14πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


insomniac

One who suffers from sleep deprivation. Can also be related to stress and depression.

Ever since his family died, Cletus became an insomniac out of fear of being snuffed in his sleep by the Mafia.

by ayb March 31, 2003

392πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Fatzilla

A very fat person.

The Nutty Professor was a Fatzilla.

by ayb March 10, 2003

30πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


fiction

Something that is not true. A lie.

Science fiction.
Religious text.
Anything a politician says.
99% of what comes out of a woman's mouth.
The fact that presidents get elected by popular vote
Just about every doomsday prediction ever made.
Anything in the tabloids.
Anything on CNN.
UFOs.
Video games.

by ayb April 9, 2003

11πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


street pharmacist

A drug dealer who sells homemade versions of commercial drugs at a much lower price than the store brands.

With the same amount of money I spend for 100 painkiller pills at the store, I can get 500 of the same pills from the street pharmacist.

by ayb May 8, 2003

17πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


tmnt

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Was a good cartoon that appeared in the late 1980s and ended in the early 1990s when some gay show called Power Rangers gained popularity with the kids. TMNT was based on the more violent and graphic comic book series. Featured four turtle ninjas and their rat sensei fighting against the minions of an evil ninja named Shredder.

Cowabunga! Turtle Power!

The first two TMNT movies were pretty cool.

by ayb March 10, 2003

372πŸ‘ 200πŸ‘Ž