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Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.

by ayb October 10, 2003

614πŸ‘ 272πŸ‘Ž


slum

A more formal name for the ghetto.

It's hard to believe that some people ACTUALLY take pride in living in the slums. They sure must love the poverty, violence, and poor educational system of such an environment.

by ayb September 24, 2003

168πŸ‘ 116πŸ‘Ž


casino

A gambling house where millions of suckers part with their change, or their credit cards, or even their retirement savings, just for a chance to win that $2.5 million jackpot which will have a 1/987,150,666,074 chance of occuring in their lifetimes. Those poor folks should have remembered the Law of Large Numbers they learned in Statistics class, but they probably skipped class that day.

The one good thing about casinos is that the pawn shops right next to them usually have all sorts of neat, cheap shit that compulsive gamblers trade for some cash. I even got a Rolex watch for half the price of that in the mall.

by ayb July 30, 2003

187πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Capcom

Capcom is also the same company that made the well-known Megaman/Rockman platform shooter series.

Capcom releases, on average, a 2D Street Fighter style fighting game and a Megaman game every fifteen months.

by ayb March 30, 2003

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


email

Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.

by ayb November 6, 2003

1290πŸ‘ 243πŸ‘Ž


nice guys finish last

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.

The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.

by ayb October 21, 2003

2262πŸ‘ 961πŸ‘Ž


statistics

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

by ayb July 30, 2003

162πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž