xanthophobia

fear of the fantasy series known as Xanth, other works by Piers Anthony, or the sci-fi/fantasy genre as a whole

I've never met anyone with such a bad case of xanthophobia. She never even saw LOTR!

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Sheket Bevakashah

Hebrew for "Quiet, please." Well-known to anyone who attended Hebrew school as a child. Traditional response is "hey!" sometimes accompanied with a raised fist, and always followed by silence. Used to get everyone's attention so they will settle down and listen.

As used in The Hebrew Hammer.

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Sheket Bevakashah!

Crowd: Hey!

Speaker: Okay, now that I've got everybody's attention...

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satanic

A disparaging adjective applied by fundamentalist Christians to anyone or anything outside their own particular belief system.

My daddy says that philosophy is satanic.

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pimpstress

The proper title for a female pimp, as opposed to pimpette. Where a pimpette is a house cat, a pimpstress is a tiger. She's a badassified beyotch who knows what she wants and how to get it.

See also:
diva

That ex-Mormon chick with the buzz cut is one hell of a pimpstress. I hear she picked up seven girls in one night. And I don't mean from rugby practice...Or do I?

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The Hebrew Hammer

A hilarious take-off on Blackploitation genre films such as Shaft--a Jewploitation flick starring Adam Goldberg as the title character, the Hebrew Hammer.

Have you seen The Hebrew Hammer?

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badassified

(adj) Fortified with 100% Recommended Daily Allowance of badass.

This is like your orange juice with the vitamin C, only it's with the essence of badass instead. So if your plus vitamin C orange juice were plus badass instead, you could call it badassified.

Look at that pimpstress over there, man. She badassified to the max.

fondle stripe

Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.

"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."