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The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.
Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?
The depression sometimes felt after sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.
After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.
News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.
After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
A pair of jeans without holes or too much wear and tear that can be worn on semi-formal occasions without embarrassment.
Your going to the Biff and Muffy's party like that?
Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.
Verb (chiefly Scottish in origin): to experiment and to make a mess simultaneously. To experiment in a way that is aimless or dangerous.
Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.
A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple
Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?
Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.
Person 1: Why do you say that?
Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.
Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.
A gibberish language spoken by management consultants
Consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to China, we can boost ROE by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.
Normal person: Ummm, I'm sorry, what language are you speaking in?
Consultant: Consultish