fortnite

a disease known to cause large amounts of tumors in your brain.
stage 1: starting the game fortnite. this stage is often avoided when players are finally conscious that fortnite is cancer
stage 2. non stop playing fortnite. this stage is nearly impossible. it is best to shoot the player in the head before he spreads diseases
stage 3. "i wanna be like ninja!". all life on earth has perished. if you are still alive kill yourself while you can.

"dont touch me! fortnite is contagious!"