domeshape

Pronounced as do-me-shape. A phrase refering to a person with a sexy shape (body) being asked to "do" another person.

1.) Domeshape NOW!
2.) Please, domeshape, pleeeaaaseeee.

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Vodka and Tonic

If you mix more than 1:1 you will burn up all your tonic.... Don't do that!

Fill a glass of any size that suits your fancy with ice. Fill the glass 1/2 to 3/4 with the shittiest vodka you've got. Splash a little tonic on top.

Dave, make me a vodka and tonic and don't go burnin' up all my tonic!

Craignant

(KREG-nUHnt) Adjective.

1. having a child or offspring developing in the body as a result of copulation with a man named Craig.
2. filled with Craig.
3. full of Craig-like meaning.

You've been being a little irresponsible when you're drunk lately. You better be careful you don't get anyone Craignant!

That's something Craig would say. Are you Craignant?

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