Gottaname

Sexual deviant. Owner of animeconnection.net. Likes little boys, girls, and animals.

*Gottaname hands a glass over to Risa
<Risa> huh?
<Gottaname> Got Milk?

(taken of Medrio & Fuyu)

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Michael Vick

A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.

Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.

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mary jane

Slang for marijuana. It originates from the Spanish language. Literally
Mari-Mary
Huana/Juana-Jane

"Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong,
And then take that finger off of that hole,
Plug it, unplug it,
Don't straaaain, I love you Mary Jane,
She never complains, when I hit Mary,
With that flame, I light up the cherry,
She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the
screen,"
-Cypress Hill; Hits from the Bong; Black Sunday

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tonfa

A length of wood (roughly the length of the user's forarm) attached to a shorter length at a right angle (a bit longer than the width of the user's hand).
The common stance is to hold the shorter stick with the longer stick running along the underside of the forarm. It can twirled, used to butt at either end (enhancing punches), held and used like a club, used to aid blocking or just about anything the user can think of. Two can also be weilded. This makes it a very reliable weapon for someone who prefers to be fairly close to their opponent.

AKA nightstick, sometimes used by police and military, especially during riots.

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Law of the Dumbarse

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.

Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.

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Nub

A lame ass spelling for a wordnewb/word or wordnewbie/word. Commonly used by people who don't understand how pronounciations work.

person a: Heh, you're such a nub.

person b: Don't you mean newb? Or n00b?

person a: Oh yeah, I'm retarded.

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tiller

its when 3 guys have raw hardcore sex with a girl , each one picks a different hole either the mouth, butt, or vagina and after they have chosen their preferred cock spot they start going at it at the same time

Those guys just did the tiller to that girl and left her bleeding and sore

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