Humans

Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.

Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.

Teacher

Educated person who channels their insecurities into their students.

It is mostly improbable for you to have a good one.

Sometimes you really get a good one, shoutout to those.

Me: "From next week I start a work as a teacher assistant, so I`ll finally get to channel my insecurities into my students."
My friend: "Cheaper than therapy and you get paid!!"
*high five each other

simpnado

Crossing of the words simp and tornado.

What happens at the tutorials of Advanced Calculus if you have a hot TA.

Hot TA: "And that is how you find conditions for which the limit of this Maclaurin series exists."
Guy 1: "Nice."
Guy 2: "Soo cuute."
Guy 3: "The best explanation I`ve ever seen."
Guy 4: "You are my fav TA."
Guy 5: "such tornado of simps..."
Guy 6: "that would simpnado by Cantor`s intersection theorem @guy5"