cunnilingas

When a woman farts while receiving oral sex.

"I tried to go down on her, but she'd eaten beans, so it was less cunnilingus and more cunnilingas, if you know what I mean."

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pear

Reaction to something that's so confusing, random, insane, or hilarious that all you can do is say "LOL, what?!" Refers to the lolwut.com pear. Often used in chat/IRC/social networking sites/blogs when sharing a link to a crazy website with your friends, or used in reaction to a crazy website someone has shared with you.

#1:
JD: *pear* catonfire.jpg
Jen: OMG WTF.
Abe: LOL, OMFG.

#2:
Molly: Is this guy drunk or just crazy? crotch_on_fire.avi
Steve: OMFG OW WTF MORON.
Jen: *pear*

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