mcdonald dad

a dad who thinks he is fulfilling all his parental duties by taking his estranged offspring to McDonald's on a saturday/sunday afternoon for a parental visit.

just look at him, he ai'nt a proper dad he's one of those mcdonald dad's

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gravy skin

a virgin fanny has a hymen, a virgin arse has a mythical hyman aka the gravy skin.

can't wait to get her home, i'm gonna bust her gravy skin!

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obamasize

to blow someone or something out of all proportions.
to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

omg it was nothing, please don't obamasize me man!

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