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A fast food chain where you can get fucked in the ass while enjoying a flamebroiled burger
Have you checked out Bugger King? You can get meat in both holes there!
The worst bathroom experience in the world. Anytime you use the bathroom at WalMart, some fat guy plops down in the adjacent stall and proceeds to empty his bowels as loudly as possible, all while breathing heavily
Oh man I'm about to shit my pants!
Well just use the restroom here!
No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up
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When a man puts toothpaste on his dick and uses it to brush another person's teeth
My girlfriend stayed the night but forgot her toothbrush. I told her don't worry, she can use my pink toothbrush
Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley
I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend
The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country
"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"