Qum

The nice gooey substance that comes from out of your wiener, another word for cum.

I need to drink me some qum.

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rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

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Morronese

The language of random noises and poop sounds, spoken mainly by babies.

That kid is thirteen years old and he still speaks Morronese.