Qum

The nice gooey substance that comes from out of your wiener, another word for cum.

I need to drink me some qum.

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Morronese

The language of random noises and poop sounds, spoken mainly by babies.

That kid is thirteen years old and he still speaks Morronese.

rape yourself

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

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