Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

figulatin'

When you ejaculate randomly. Usually when you are not sexually aroused. This feels weird.

Man when we started going down hill on that roller coaster I felt like I was figulatin'

January 21 2017

The day America dies

Donald J. Trump takes office on January 21 2017 and he will kill Amarica.

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