Adomdam

An incorrectly spelt version of "A dumb dam"

A typical situation:
Guy 1 writes: "Yac sees Adomdam"
Guy 2 reads and then thinks: "You mean he sees a dumb dam, right?"

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Carlos Jr.

Someone who is 450lb, 4'1, and insecure of their height, so they have changed their name so they are not referred to as a junior

A typical situation:
Guy 1: "Hey look, its Carlos Jr.!"
Guy 2: "Shhhh, be quiet. You know he'll get emotional if he hears you call him that!